Funny quotes about work
Amy Poehler quotesI recently hurt myself on a treadmill and it wasn’t even on. I was adjusting my speed and stepped wrong and twisted my ankle. I felt a moment of frustration filled with immediate relief. I didn’t have to actually work out, but I still got credit for trying. It was a gym snow day.
Brad Stine quotesWhen you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing or yelling for you to get out of the club. People are drunk or whatever and they'll let you have it.
Colin Quinn quotesI would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian.
Chris Tucker quotesDay-to-day life is a lot of work. I work a lot on stand-up stuff, and then day-to-day life and, you know, just living. It's always different. Try to work out, try to stay in shape, and try to have some fun.
Wanda Sykes quotesSome government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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Roseanne Barr quotesAs a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
Iliza Shlesinger quotesThe weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to fuck up the life you worked so hard for all week.
