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I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
“One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.
I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.
Why do we always have the wrong number? You might have the wrong fucking house!
"My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'"
In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people... George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud!
I'm not addicted to coke, i just love the way it smells
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
