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If you find yourself lost in the woods, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here!"
Guys who talk about their ex-girlfriend are like girls who talk about their farts.
The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Give me the bottle, I’ll chug two thirds, ‘cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words.
I'm not addicted to coke, i just love the way it smells
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I've heard of many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no "chocohol". We got an epidemic, people: people who like chocolate but don't understand word endings. They're probably "over-workaholled".
I'd like to die like my father died... My father died fucking. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time.
Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type "lol". I type "lqtm": "laugh quietly to myself". It's more honest.
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
