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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
You're angry at breakfast nigga? you gangbangin' on bacon!?
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
A man is only as faithful as his options.
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
