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I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
People are always like, “Oh, she’s such a bitch.” I’m like, “Yeah, I am a bitch, actually.”
Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"
What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.
About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like 'Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.' [Ladies, that's not true]
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies -- and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
