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God help me. I'm so tired. I need my sleep. I make no bones about it. I need eight hours a day, and at least ten at night. . .
You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma
One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, "I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else." And I said, "I am."
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
A black man failing black history... ain't that some sad shit..... cuz you know, fat people don't fail cooking!
Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And if you're vegan, you're annoying.
When people go through something rough in life, they say, "I'm taking it one day at a time." Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.
Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they both taste the same.
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you're tired and most of your balls are missing.
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.