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Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, "WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!"
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aaaalrighty then.
I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Being wealthy when no one else is is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
?If a mutha fucka call you a crackhead for 20 years, Bitch you are smoking crack! Whitney done smoked her kneecaps off, and we still talking about "Uh UH!"
I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.