Funny Chris Tucker quotes

A nigga so broke these days somebody rob me they just be practicing.

Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage!

Day-to-day life is a lot of work. I work a lot on stand-up stuff, and then day-to-day life and, you know, just living. It's always different. Try to work out, try to stay in shape, and try to have some fun.

I wasn't feeling it, really. But I just had to do what I had to do. It turned out the better for me.

I told a joke and people laughed and it was the best feeling. I knew I wanted to do this as a career. I never knew I could get such a high from telling a joke. There’s something so extraordinary about having people listening to you and hanging onto your words - it’s a great feeling.

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