Comedian George Carlin

American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, actor and writer/author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.[22] Carlin was noted for his black humor as well as his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

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I’m desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we have no idea where she is.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole damn airplane made out of that shit?

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