Funny quotes about presents
Demetri Martin quotesI wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said "Happy Birthday" on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote "Jesus" on it.
George Lopez quotesPresents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
Frankie Boyle quotesNow, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.
Iliza Shlesinger quotesThe weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to fuck up the life you worked so hard for all week.
