Funny quotes about hangover

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hangovers are the worst... I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.

I know they don’t recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.

At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis.