Funny Doug Stanhope quotes
Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.
If you start some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom." Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 yrs that hasn't just depressed me more.
I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.
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