Funny Denis Leary quotes

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?

Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I had the chance.

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.

You're 16 years old, you don't know shit about shit, and PULL UP YOU'RE PANTS!!!

...and there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it, you know why? Because we've got the bombs! That's why, yeah! Two words: NUCLEAR FUCKIN' WEAPONS! OK?!