Funny Bob Hope quotes
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
I've played some strange rounds of golf in my travels. One course in Alaska was hacked out of the wilderness. My caddy was a moose. Every time I reached for a club he thought I was trying to steal his antlers.
I don't feel old - I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
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