Comedian Craig Ferguson
Scottish born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, producer and voice artist.
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....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.
I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.
I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.
If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.