Comedian Tig Notaro

When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn't my moment, this is a moment.

My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense.

Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.

I love devastating movies, documentaries and hummingbirds (yes, in that order).

I'm the luckiest unlucky person.