Comedian Frank Carson
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
There was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.