Funny Steve Martin quotes

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on

It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.

I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.

Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore.

Let us just say: I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it, because I was so happy all the time.

The greatest thing you can do is suprise yourself.

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naivete, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.