Funny Rowan Atkinson quotes

I will suffice to say, ‘sod off and if we ever meet again it will be one billion years too soon’

[welcoming people to Hell] The French, are you here? If you'd just like to come down here with the Germans, I'm sure you'll have plenty to talk about.

The Devil: Atheists? Over here please. You must be feeling a right bunch of nitwits.

The Devil: And finally, Christians. Christians? Ah yes, I'm sorry. I'm afraid the Jews were right.

The Devil: Okay, are there any questions? Yes? No, I'm afraid we don't have any toilets. If had read your bible, you might have seen it was damnation WITHOUT relief.

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