Funny Robin Williams quotes
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
Reality: What a concept!
Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) ‘It’s the same sex all the time.
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