Funny quotes about valentine

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card – "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day...Chlamydia.

[on Valentine's cards] Just last week I wrote "I still love you. See last year's card for full details."

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!