Funny quotes about thanksgiving

Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys... we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!