Funny quotes about rude

Craig Ferguson quotes

Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.

Mitch Hedberg quotes

I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought that was rude, so I said, "Go to hell!" Then I started to run. He caught up to me. He had a mustache, a goatee, a pair of earrings, sunglasses, a ponytail and he was wearing a hat. He said, "Hey, you got a lot of nerve!" I said, "Hey, you got a lot of... cranium accessories!"

Robin Williams quotes

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?

Emo Phillips quotes

New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.

David Cross quotes

So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.

Lee Mack quotes

I was on a phone call with the HSBC and they said when are you gonna pay off this overdraft? I said you know what outside southeast asia its rude to call people up and ask them for money!

Bob Saget quotes

You know, it's really rude to yell at your cock in front of people, and I apologize.