Funny quotes about pocket
Craig Ferguson quotesIts easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.
Dylan Moran quotesNow if I walk past a group of youths I find myself holding my keys in my pocket, then I find myself putting each key in between my clenched fist, so if I have to hit him I'll fucking kill him.
Mitch Hedberg quotesI can't wait to get off the stage, because I've got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next!
Woody Allen quotesI'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Jim Gaffigan quotesThere is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
"What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, and you could dunk it in the toilet.'"
Demetri Martin quotesI got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. But now I'm like, 'Where's my planner? There it is. "Keep sleeping." All right, perfect.'
I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.
I was in a store and I saw a pocket dictionary and that made me laugh because it's such... a specific item. I don't know that many words and I'm going out... and I have pants. Perfect!
Chris Rock quotesIf you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! "This is a rap killing. Let's go home!"
Lee Mack quotes
Joey Adams quotesBankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
Rodney Dangerfield quotesOnce I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guys pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
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