Funny quotes about people
Roseanne Barr quotesPeople say to me, “You’re not feminine.” Well, they can just suck my dick.
Greg Proops quotesMy feeling is, the Pilgrims were asked to leave England. England was never funner than when the Pilgrims split, right? The people of England got a little tired of these dour, right-winged conservative psycho-Christians wearing all black, bumming people out, confusing everyone by wearing buckles on... their heads. "Is that tight enough for you, Cotton?" "Yea, verily."
Tig Notaro quotesNot many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.
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