Funny quotes about nipple

People who get implants, it's so depressing, you know… People - I don't know. The route of that, you know, maybe they want more love or attention, or what it is, but they always go for the most obvious place, you know? Here... Well if you really want more attention, why not get them in your eyes? And then move you eyes down to where you nipples used to be, put you breasts up on your head, EVERYBODY will pay attention!

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

When I walk into that (Sears) Craftsman tool department, my nipples get rock-hard!