Funny quotes about nap
Adam Carolla quotes
Jeff Foxworthy quotesWhen you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
Alan Carr quotes(eating out in restaurants before he was famous) "I'll just have a napkin and a breadstick"
Steve Harvey quotesI can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before the first lights out!
Bob Hope quotesI don't feel old - I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
Dane Cook quotesI've heard on the news that they are thinking of putting microchips inside babies so that if they ever get kidnapped that you can track them on Google. But what if technology fails? Well here is my solution: next to the microchip, put a fucking detonator. Listen, if I can't have my baby, nobody can!!!
Eddie Griffin quotesY'all can relax about that Osama bin Laden shit coz I'm a handle the shit myself. Coz I can't understand how they can't find the motherfucker, six foot six with a nappy beard and a towel on his head, while they can find my cousin four foot eleven in Compton. Nigga worth half a billion dollars, just look for the cave with the satellite hook up, if there's a Rolls Royce parked in front of the cave, nigga probably in there. You walk in and there's velvet paintings of Saddam Hussein, I think the nigga in there, I mean who do they got looking for this guy Colon Powell?
Christopher Titus quotesNormal people terrify me, because they haven’t had enough problems in their life to know how to handle problems when they come up. Something little happens and they snap. But being from a disfunctional family means nothing rattles me. Hey once you’ve driven a drunken father to moms’ parole hearing, what else is there?
