Funny quotes about love

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!

Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on our sleeve because we know that fact impresses everybody! I was in Vietnam. So what? I live in New York!

I've good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find that I don't have to spank them. I find that waving the gun around pretty much gets the same job done!

I’d love the ability to give someone an orgasm just by touching them.

To all my fans who’s saying Donald Glover about to blow, Just give me six months so you can say I told you so.

Donald Glover staying hotter than some rifle spit

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says "you like baseball?" I said, "Oh, man, I love baseball." So he goes "Did you know that if Jesus had played ball, he'd have been the greatest ball player ever?" Like I'm gonna argue with that logic. So I sat there for a second, and then I said "did you know that if Babe Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholics would have beer and hot dogs at Communion?" He left.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.