Funny quotes about love

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

I love that magazine, man -- Victoria's Secret -- and it comes, like, every three hours.

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.

I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.

I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

People who get implants, it's so depressing, you know… People - I don't know. The route of that, you know, maybe they want more love or attention, or what it is, but they always go for the most obvious place, you know? Here... Well if you really want more attention, why not get them in your eyes? And then move you eyes down to where you nipples used to be, put you breasts up on your head, EVERYBODY will pay attention!

Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely.'

There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.

I love playing ego and insecurity combined.

I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semicircle.