Funny quotes about knives
Stewart Lee quotesAll the proper bands from then, when we were kids, yeah? The Rubettes and Mud and Chicory Tip. Yeah. Not like the bands they have now, stupid, modern bands all made out of wire and electricity. The proper old bands. You'd buy the singles, wouldn't you? The old singles they used to have in the old days. The proper ones. Very nostalgic feelings towards Woolworths. The pick 'n' mix. Remember the pick 'n' mix in Woolworths? All the sweets individually wrapped. Proper, old-fashioned sweets, yeah? Not like the sweets they have now, all with knives in them and AIDS
Brian Regan quotesYou know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars. And who knows how many knives!
Billy Connolly quotesI've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
Redd Foxx quotesI carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.
