Funny quotes about kiss
Adam Ferrara quotesMy father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam -- uh, don't kiss guys.'
Steve Martin quotesDon't have sex, men. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Maria Bamford quotesI do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don't wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too.
Sarah Silverman quotesI looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
Kristen Schaal quotes
Joey Adams quotes
Rodney Dangerfield quotesIt's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
Jim Jefferies quotesMen don’t give a fuck about kissing. Used to like kissing when we were in our early teens. Then someone sucked our dick. And then, “What’s this kissing thing? Why would I ride on the swings? I’ve already been to Disneyland.”
Bill Engvall quotesI pulled the boy close to me and said you see that girl, thats my only lil girl. So if you think about huggin or kissin. Remember these words. I aint afraid to go back to prison.
Chelsea Handler quotesAt some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.
Michael Blackson quotes
Frank Carson quotesI gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.
