Funny quotes about intelligence
Bill Hicks quotesYou know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well...we looked at the receipts."
Groucho Marx quotes
Garrison Keillor quotesIntelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.
Anthony Jeselnik quotesWhenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn’t have that, then she’s mine.
