Funny quotes about humor

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment & undying love.

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

Humor is reason gone mad.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.