Funny quotes about gay
Chris Rock quotesWhoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
Rodney Dangerfield quotesMy cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.
My cousins gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
My cousins gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
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Dov Davidoff quotesWhy would you beat up on a gay guy? I'm all for kickin' ass, but let's take out the enemy, you know, some good-looking straight dude with a nice car and job.
I saw the family recently. Everybody's angry at me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. He goes, 'You had the last leg.' I was like, 'Shut up, Billy. You're gay.'
I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.
Zach Galifianakis quotesYou know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
Daniel Tosh quotesI'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house...
God doesn't hate gay people, he's just mad they found a loophole in the system..."We're just going to bang each other. It's better than all that..neh neh neh neh neh...listen, listen, listen...if I lost a leg would you still love me? You mean from the knee down? You lose a finger nail I'll break up with you. There's no depth to my shallowness."
Ellen DeGeneres quotesWe're told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
