Funny quotes about future

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

This was my attempt to deter cold callers: "There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present... Please leave your message after the tone."

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

For the foreseeable future, we're going to need oil products because I don't like the idea of hydrogen cars. I'm not sure I want to be cruising around a mall parking lot filled with a thousand mini-Hindenburgs.

Eventually, I believe, everything evens out. Long ago, an asteroid hit our planet and killed our dinosaurs. But, in the future, maybe we’ll go to another planet and kill their dinosaurs.

I'm single. I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it.

[When asked if he sees the future with people wearing shirts with his face on it] I’d like that, yeah. Teenage girls with my face on their breasts. Is that what you want me to say? [...] I’d like it. Everyone would like it. I think everyone should be made to wear body-suits which are collages of my face.

There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future