Jokes and funny quotes about EDUCATION

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.

Funny quotes about education