Funny quotes about dream
Tina Fey quotesI never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian.
Kristen Schaal quotesI had this steamy, hot sex dream where I was making love to George Washington. Actually, he was making love to me, and I was just keeping real still -- like it's done. And everything was going better than I could have ever hoped, when all of a sudden, towards the end, out of nowhere, my vagina turned into an avocado pit and ruined everything. And I woke up, and I was just like, 'Ugh, I have issues.'
Chris Rock quotesFellas, when you wake up in the morning, you should look yourself in the mirror and say, "FUCK YOU! Fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams, fuck your plans … fuck everything you thought this life was going to bring to you. Now let's go out there and try to make this bitch happy."
Kevin Hart quotesHow do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.
Marc Maron quotesIt's not all about love. That's half of it... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you just go, 'Oh man. I'm going to compromise my dreams, get fat, sick, old and die someday. I kind of want to have someone around for that.'
Zach Galifianakis quotesI dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
Natasha Leggero quotesMake a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That’s the new American dream.
Donald Glover quotesMay your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.
Dat Phan quotesIt's kind of funny how that happened. When I was a child, I had a dream of one day becoming very influential and being in the entertainment world. I really wanted badly for that to happen, and in the last couple of years, my manager told me I was nominated for the group of the Most Influential Vietnamese-American Individuals in the world, along with generals and ambassadors and surgeons. It's an honor. It's mind-boggling. I'm a college dropout; I'm a high school failure, someone who came from a homeless background, but I understand the American pop culture and doing comedy from my heart led me to be in the Smithsonian Institute in Washington, D.C.
Charles 'Chic' Murray quotesI dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
Yakov Smirnoff quotesI like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
Tommy Cooper quotesLast night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "break my arms."
Nate Bargatze quotesYou would play house, you would fake vacuum. Fake vacuum with your friends, that was awesome. It's great because when I see my wife vacuum now I'm like, 'She is living her childhood dream.'
