Funny quotes about cool

Apparently they're going to bring in Super Asbos. But Asbos already sound too cool. Teenagers see them as a badge of honour. They should call them Gaybos or Bender Badges.

You probably won’t get laid at your prom. Try, because this may be one of the last chances…where it’s cool to have sex with a high school girl.

My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.