Funny quotes about cooking

Gabriel Iglesias quotes

I got off the plane -- I was walking and cooking at the same time.

Dylan Moran quotes

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!

Jimmy Carr quotes

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian...

Chris Rock quotes

A black man failing black history... ain't that some sad shit..... cuz you know, fat people don't fail cooking!

Lee Evans quotes

I love restaurants, and that's the thing now, they always boast about now, restaurants - home made cooking - I don't want home made cooking, that's why I'm here, 'cos I don't like the shit at home! Yeah... you know! And they don't say who's home it is, do they! Could be a mental home, couldn't it!

Rodney Dangerfield quotes

Why her cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door. I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves.

Andy Rooney quotes

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.