Funny quotes about black
Greg Giraldo quotes
Charles 'Chic' Murray quotesAfter I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
Bernie Mac quotesI had a white guy tell me... he said, "Bern, why do black folks use the word 'mother-fucker?'" Let me break it down, what the word "mother-fucker" actually means. "Mother-fucker" is a word that black folks have been using for years. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word "mother-fucker." Because "mother-fucker" is a noun: It describes a person, place or thing.
Billy Connolly quotesPaddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"
Frank Carson quotesThe council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes, but how would they know where to get off?
Anthony Jeselnik quotesMy dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn’t exist, it wouldn’t be that big a let down.
Redd Foxx quotesMusic played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.
I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.
Greg Proops quotesMy feeling is, the Pilgrims were asked to leave England. England was never funner than when the Pilgrims split, right? The people of England got a little tired of these dour, right-winged conservative psycho-Christians wearing all black, bumming people out, confusing everyone by wearing buckles on... their heads. "Is that tight enough for you, Cotton?" "Yea, verily."
