Funny quotes about back
Fred Allen quotesI learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose.
Louie Anderson quotesCredit-card debt and day trading-I feel like Michael Corleone in Godfather III, just when I think out, they pull me back in.
George Burns quotesLove is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.
Rodney Dangerfield quotesI'll tell ya, I don't get no respect... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house!
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.
Jerry Seinfeld quotesThe Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.
Bob Monkhouse quotesDulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
Katt Williams quotesSit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious, when you know it is, bitch!
