Funny quotes about atheist

What do atheists scream when they come?"

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

The Devil: Atheists? Over here please. You must be feeling a right bunch of nitwits.

"A national day of prayer"? Does that scare the spine out of anyone? Especially when you consider that it's all those dog-shit religions that start these fucking wars to begin with. Ninety percent of every war that's ever been fought is because of some made-up, mind control, completely fictional religion. You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north". No, it's because you got a silly, placebo religion cuz you don't want to admit that you don't fucking know.

Who’s more irrational……a Christian who believes in a God he can’t see, or an atheist who’s offended by a God he doesn’t even believe in?

I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.