Funny Lewis Black quotes
North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.
Wise men say that time is like a river. I say time is like a river of SHIT... and as you float down that river in your little canoe, your paddles are getting smaller and smaller.
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!
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