Funny Katt Williams quotes
Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.
If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin no weed, I dont know what the fuck you are doing with yo life.
Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. Ive done the research. Its just a plant. It just grows like that. And if you just happen to set it on fire there are some effects.
Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga.
Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
I think pimp, therefore I am.
My legs tired, ain't your legs tired!? His legs ain't Tired! He Just... Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere!
You messed up my self esteem... Bitch it's called SELF ESTEEM! It's the esteem of ya Mutha Fuckin Self Bitch... How did I fuck up how YOU feel about YOU?
Gas is so mother'fuckin high. Hot Damn gas. Shit!! You are not supposed to be at the gas station making life decisions. You just at the pump, "Did I eat today?" "I can get no half a tank, I've got 3 cigarettes."
Some of yall ladies is looking for an 100% good nigga, and I had a meeting with all these niggas in attendance tonight and established that there is no such a nigga. So stop looking for him. Some of yall had a 98% nigga and yall got rid of him for 2% now you siting next to a 71% nigga hoping he upgrade.
Hello niggas, Hello bitches! Ladies I hope you don't mind me calling you bitches cuz I don't know you all by name.
Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a chemical called fuck it.
White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!
If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.
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