Funny Jim Carrey quotes
It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.
One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
Like most Catholic boys, I wanted to be Jesus Christ. I could never get the turn-the-other-cheek thing down, though.
I just want to be killer funny. You know kick ass piss in your pants run out of the theatre and rip you dick off and throw yourself into traffic funny!
If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams
I love playing ego and insecurity combined.
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