Funny Jim Carrey quotes

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

But, you know, you can't be a star at home.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

I don't care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter.

I don't make it in regular channels, and that's okay for me.

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!

My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aaaalrighty then.

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger.

Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

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