Funny Greg Giraldo quotes
There are no black people in Iraq, so how will they know who to shoot at?
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
Holy shit, Gilbert! You look like you smell like pee.
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