Funny Frank Carson quotes

Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"

This is Frank Carson, News at Ten, Sober.

A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.

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