Funny Donald Glover quotes
Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.
He released Annie's Boobs. Annie's Boobs could be anywhere. Annie's Boobs could be on the streets
Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.
If you’re a girl, and dont give blowjobs, go ahead and curl up with your cats and your twilight dvd’s.. because you are going to die alone.
Came on this beat, I ain’t even buy it dinner.
My swag is always capital and live in north Virginia.
You should be like Calvin. His best friend was a tiger, and he went on dope adventures, and if anything got in his way, he’d just pee on it.
May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.
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