Funny Daniel Tosh quotes
MTV needs to go back to showing hot teens...before they were pregnant.
It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!
Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.
How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.
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