Comedian Zach Galifianakis

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You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.

I like to read the Bible in really public places, like on the subway... and just mutter things to myself like "Oh, bullshit!"

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?

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