Comedian Woody Allen
American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician whose career spans over half a century.
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I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.