Comedian Wanda Sykes
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida...good grief...Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole
I went to this one strip club with the guys after the show and we get to the strip club and they actually tried to charge me a cover, can you believe that...you want me to pay...I was like pay are you out your damn mind..come on man I brought my own titties"
Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
I'm here today because I hated everything else.