Comedian Steve Harvey

Men respect standards - get some!

You're an investigator - can't nobody find stuff out like a woman. Y'all put the police to shame, make the little investigative tricks they show on CSI and Law & Order: SVU look like counting lessons on Sesame Street.

If you pray about it don't worry about it. If you're going to worry about it don't pray about it.

The only way woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men--an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy.

Don't hate the player; change the game.