Comedian Michael Blackson

Top 5 quotes

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the f**k is the ceiling.

Yes, what is this? Huh? This is whack! I can't get jiggy with this shit! Where's your damn manager, that pink motherfucker?

I don't have no damn cover! Kiss my ass, so what?

Try again, motherfucker!

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