Comedian Michael Blackson
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button!
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the f**k is the ceiling.
Yes, what is this? Huh? This is whack! I can't get jiggy with this shit! Where's your damn manager, that pink motherfucker?
I don't have no damn cover! Kiss my ass, so what?
Try again, motherfucker!